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All About a Guy Named "ME"
Yup! That's ME!!

ME is:
- given birth on the faithful day of 11 may 1995
- a Male
- a Singaporean
- height 164cm, weight 44kg (last updated: 24 Sep 2009)
- studying at Nan Chiau Primary Catholic High School
- in 1C, 2B, 3H, 4C, 5D, 6D, 1-3, 2-3, 3-4
- Nucleii Head of Programming 2009 - 2010
- a Lance Corporal in NCC Land (ORD: 2011), aspiring to be at least a Staff Sergeant
- Class Chairman of 2-3`09
- OAL`09
- someone with an IQ of 158 (Accuracy as of 4 Oct 2008)
- another EGOMANIAC
- HYPERACTIVE

Loves to:
- eat and sleep
- hang out with a bunch of people known as friends
- use the comp.
- do thousands of other things that EGOMANIACS love to do (like looking in the mirror)
- do retarded PTs

To find me:
- Look for the coolest dude on the street, that's ME
- email: enforcer-of-justice@live.com.sg, or if you prefer the more inactive one: jerryzhaneshadows@hotmail.com
- Facebook me!
- Call 9_2_4_0_

Do I know you?
DUHness

2-3`09
Aloysius
Alvin
Benedict
Boh Jun
Brenda
Brendan
Celine
Chee Kiang
CMC
Clement
CYY
Daren
Darren
Grandpa Lam Cheng
Guang En
Hao Ran
Jasmine
Jia Wei
Jia Yi
Jolene
Joshua
Jun Jia
Lloyd
ME, MYSELF & I
Melvin
Mindy
Nan Zheng
Nigel
Paul
Rachel
Rachel
Riho Mei
Senior Chek Wei
Senior Dennis
Sheldon
Shen Yang
TCL
Wei Kiat
Wei Liang
Wen Zuo
Weng Tuck
Wilson
Xian Da
Yan Xiu
Ying Zhi
Yoong Jin
You Kuan
Yun Da
Yun Hsiu
Zhi Ming

Say something, anything!!
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credits
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Designer: Rainbowpopcorn:D
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Friday 25 September 2009
25 Sep 2009

Juz came home 30 minutes ago
Facebook-ed, msn-ed, youtube-ed
And finally blogged..
Sian-ed out by walking 2 bus stops..
Coz i missed my stop while sleeping..
Lucky nvr go all the way until pasir ris ah..
Lols..

Juz blocked and deleted somebody
What a fucking bugger
Gotta feeling he will spam this blog after not being able to kp me on both msn and facebook..
Lols..

Damn sian now la..
Juz now bcoz of Jian Ming
Slacked in school for so long
Made me missed my bus
Still say it might be a good thing coz there might be terrorist in the bus i missed
And then what?
I subsequently missed my stop..
Zzz..

Anw,
Happy Bday to you,
Happy Bday to you,
Happy Bday to Jian Ming,
Happy Bday to you!!
One year older liao horh, dun be so childish =P

Reporting at: 22:21

Thursday 24 September 2009
24 Sep 2009

Yo dudes!
I'm in the full mugging mode now~
If u see me on msn, dun kachiau me, coz i am most likely mugging..
Cupping = 1/2 * Mugging
Feel like a Sheldon, which is a good thing since its 14 more days to the EOYs..
After EOY, life is gonna be gr8!
Soccer, pangseh, movies, bball, dota and everything else.
Okie, gtg..
Back to mugging..
Bye dudes~

Reporting at: 15:12

Friday 18 September 2009
18 Sep 2009

Camp Steele is okay..
Quite sian la..
First day check in
Failed their hair check
Tgt with Jian Hao, Yun Hsiu, Wei Ren, Cher Kian, Zui Siang...
Supposed to get cut by some barber
But damn lucky nvr get cut
Was placed in Platoon 4 (AKA: Parachuters / Paratroopers, honestly i got no idea wtf is that!)
Wei Ren, Yun Hsiu, Ivan, Zhong Sheng, Zhi Peng and Squarehead same group as me..

Went for orienteering theory, din learnt much..
Then went for Motivational Obstacle Course
Damn funny sia..
We watch squarehead from abt 50 m away..
When he swing thru the "pool", he reached the other side but din let go..
A normal dude would have swinged back and stop then try agn.
But when he was swinging back, he let go in the middle of the pool..
Splash!!
WR, YH and me was laughing like some dog
Then he walked up..
Second try
He swing and b4 he reach the other side, he let go liao
Splash (SQUARE[HEAD])
WTF la?!
Damn loser sia..

Day 2
Did rappelling and paintball
Paintball quite fun..
I was supposed to be the sniper
Then the rest shoot down the bottle
I shot 2 dudes from the other side..
Damn funny sia..
Got one guy hiding behind a tree
Then i juz go to a angle which can see him super clearly
Spam abt 5-6 shots
Abt 3-4 shots hit sia!!
Woots!
Then he was like cursing and swearing abt how i was able to hit him!
HAHA!
In the end, we lost.
Coz ppl like Wei Ren, Yun Hsiu and Zhong Sheng decided to do smth out of their jobscope, which is to try to hit the enemies..
So we din hit down all bottles..
Din get shot by bullets but got hit by a fragment..
Quite pain la, but the feeling disappears in 3 minutes
Lols..
Thats the only damn fun thing abt the camp

Generally the camp is better than camp feast
Much better in terms of the treatment and food
The sir very lenient oledy la..
Considering the fact that those RI ppl did so many stupid things and screw up so many stuff, I think we deserved smth worse than what we had..

Reporting at: 21:56

Monday 14 September 2009
14 Sep 2009

Sian la.. I am in the slacking mode now..
Juz chiong finish science project
A gr8 apology to Sheldon, CK and Cher Han
Pon project, lols..
Did report, not very detailed la..
But good enough for a dude like me..

Today first day of term so sian liao..
Lost my CMC badge..
Feel like a normal student, feels kinda good sia
Next year i quitting CMC le. Dun wan SLB anymore
So stress la...

Sigh...
I was worrying abt so many things juz now..
My life is kinda screwed la..
So many screwed up shit
So many more things to be screwed
I juz wanna start everything anew..
You know, like u play a game and u lose a life at the start..
Juz feel like dying and starting agn..

Btw, Wed's Camp Steele..
Hope during the camp teacher dun teach much..
I alr cant catch up le la..
Need tuition!!!

Oh ya!
Today Mr Teo was toking to us abt some stuff
Like hair muz cut *dare not give eye contact*
Like no climbing in thru the window, dangerous later got one big cut...
Lols!
Guang En was looking at me in the "Haha! You loser" face..
=P
Haha

Reporting at: 22:57

Saturday 12 September 2009
12 Sep 2009

Life's tough this few days
With 2 competitions back to back..
SGCC and NSC
SGCC send in liao, got confidence will get top 5..
NSC gotten Credit, 5th Place
Put in my best le, so no regrets
Life sucks man..
So much to complain abt..
Life sucks when ur father sucks too..
Some ppl would have been dead if it wasn't illegal to kill
My dad's one of them

Come on la! For nth, he juz keep picking on me..
Forget abt him...
All my homeworks are still not done yet sia..
Actually i dun really know got what homework..

Nowadays really fucking stressed out, I would be emoing if i was the emo sort..
But i am juz not, ppl like me juz cant emo..
Gtg.. My dad's coming down..
Dad, I hate you~

Reporting at: 22:57

Friday 4 September 2009
4 Sep 2009

Life sucks..
Everything is juz screwed up for me..
I have a lot to say..
But this is a damned blog, and saying it here will only get me screwed..
Life still have to go on..
As for me, suffering will juz have to continue......

It sucks when u are working, sacrificing your personal time with friends, and see ppl not giving a damn and having fun. But this is what we call life...

Reporting at: 20:15

Thursday 3 September 2009
3 Sep 2009

Argh! Dun feel like blogging de..
But nvm shall juz do it
This few days freaking busy
Chiong homecoming for Nucleii
Juz tested out our game
Its damn fun sia
Confirm got ppl wan try de..
I mean for $2..
U get to hold the wet sponge in ur hand
Throw it and feel the weight of the sponge released from ur hand into that guy's face
3 TIMES!!
I think i can be promoter le lorh
Wednesday i got at least 4ppl to buy our food during presales
I made it seemed like having 8 satay, 8 chicken wing, 4 hot dogs, 4 potato, 4 corn, 4 drinks for $10 is worth it
Actually it is la~
I mean iwould have bought it la..
So ppl come down now to our 2-3 stall and our Nucleii stall to get ur family pack for $10 and see ur friends wet at $2!!

Tml homecoming prep
I got a feeling i am gonna be SKW
But i juz love that feeling
And for 2-3 i think we are gonna sell a lot but have little profit..
Coz our selling price is too low
Even that family pack is sold for $2 higher, ppl will still buy it
And Cher Han is slacking everyday la.. OIC of our stall leh
Go home early everyday one..
That's why i have the feeling that my class stall's gonna be screwed..
But nvm.. I've made my stand.. Cher Han tried to convince me that it will be fine, but failed..
Let's see abt that on Saturday~~~

Reporting at: 19:49