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All About a Guy Named "ME"
Yup! That's ME!!

ME is:
- given birth on the faithful day of 11 may 1995
- a Male
- a Singaporean
- height 164cm, weight 44kg (last updated: 24 Sep 2009)
- studying at Nan Chiau Primary Catholic High School
- in 1C, 2B, 3H, 4C, 5D, 6D, 1-3, 2-3, 3-4
- Nucleii Head of Programming 2009 - 2010
- a Lance Corporal in NCC Land (ORD: 2011), aspiring to be at least a Staff Sergeant
- Class Chairman of 2-3`09
- OAL`09
- someone with an IQ of 158 (Accuracy as of 4 Oct 2008)
- another EGOMANIAC
- HYPERACTIVE

Loves to:
- eat and sleep
- hang out with a bunch of people known as friends
- use the comp.
- do thousands of other things that EGOMANIACS love to do (like looking in the mirror)
- do retarded PTs

To find me:
- Look for the coolest dude on the street, that's ME
- email: enforcer-of-justice@live.com.sg, or if you prefer the more inactive one: jerryzhaneshadows@hotmail.com
- Facebook me!
- Call 9_2_4_0_

Do I know you?
DUHness

2-3`09
Aloysius
Alvin
Benedict
Boh Jun
Brenda
Brendan
Celine
Chee Kiang
CMC
Clement
CYY
Daren
Darren
Grandpa Lam Cheng
Guang En
Hao Ran
Jasmine
Jia Wei
Jia Yi
Jolene
Joshua
Jun Jia
Lloyd
ME, MYSELF & I
Melvin
Mindy
Nan Zheng
Nigel
Paul
Rachel
Rachel
Riho Mei
Senior Chek Wei
Senior Dennis
Sheldon
Shen Yang
TCL
Wei Kiat
Wei Liang
Wen Zuo
Weng Tuck
Wilson
Xian Da
Yan Xiu
Ying Zhi
Yoong Jin
You Kuan
Yun Da
Yun Hsiu
Zhi Ming

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Monday 31 December 2007
Cousinhood™ is back with more fun!!!

Yesterday, we (everyone in the whole extended family) went to Changi Airport. Nope, it isn't because someone is taking a trip overseas. It's just because my grandmother wanted a nice place to chat with her brother. For some reasons, everyone just tagged along. They decided to settle down in Starbucks at Terminal 2. The adults just chatted and we children played "Ice and Water". Believe it or not, the eldest there is Secondary 1 and we can actually settle on a childhood game named "Ice and Water". Anyway, the 6 of us must have looked like some spoilt brats playing games around the Airport!!! As usual, the adults have nothing better to do but to stop us. So we settled on "Heart Attack". Childish isn't it? We didn't have a choice. Again, we have lots of fun. The sad thing is... time goes faster when you enjoy it. So the fun ended at 10.30. Everyone went home. Things are about to get as lame as usual. At least that's what we thought. But dad decided that we have the first look at Terminal 3. It wasn't officially opened yet, not until 9 January 2008. Anyway, for the people who have completely no idea of how it looks like, that's how it looks:

Looks cool, huh?

Video

Reporting at: 09:36

Thursday 27 December 2007
ME in Catholic Prison

Today, I read the student handbook of Catholic High. Omg!!! It's totally like prison rules!!! Check this out:

Sector 2.1 of Code of Conduct - Attendance - The 8 P's of attendance help every student to develop a positive attitude towards attendance:
1) Passion about work
2) Pride in work
3) Presence in school
4) Punctuality
5) Participation in programmes
6) Personnal responsibility
7) Parent's support
8) Principal's and teacher's support

Sector 3.2 of Code of Conduct - Tardiness - The followings constitude acts of tardiness:
1) Being late for school
2) Being late for lessons
3) Not meeting datelines for school work and projects
4) Being late for remedial lessons
5) Being late for school functions
6) Being late for CCA activities

3.3 Consequences of Tardiness to be referred to Notice Board Table 3

There are bad, there are also good. Check this out:

Sector 8.6 of Code of Conduct - Students are allowed to answer their mobile phones during class only in the case of emergencies and with the permission from the teacher in class.

Reporting at: 23:09

Wednesday 26 December 2007
This is so not happening...

I don't know how to put things in but... Today, someone confessed to me, resulting in a total stress of dilemma in my brain that's about to crack the veins in my nervous system and burst the arteries out of my human body. Ok... Maybe it wasn't that bad but I am just stressed, worse than a chicken pie in a toaster!!! The person, who I cannot expose her identity, told me that she had to tell me that before she goes to Secondary 1, which is next year. It's so sudden!!! Like a man seeing a Chickenfish in a pond... And it doesn't really make sense. She just broke up with someone. So I can't help thinking that I'm a jerk.

P.S.
To that Someone:
I like you better as a friend. : )

Reporting at: 12:29

Tuesday 25 December 2007
Updates for the Secondary School Posting

For my avid blog readers (not saying that I have any), in case if you're wondering about who going to which Secondary School, here are some that I know:

01 - Shawn: Xin Min
02 - Bernadette: Presbyterian
03 - Brenda: Hougang
04 - Qi Jian: Compassvale
06 - Jia Yi: Zhong Hua
08 - Dickie: Zhong Hua
10 - Jasmine: Pei Hwa
11 - Javon: Compassvale
12 - Jolene Jie: Presbyterian
13 - Jordan: Greendale
14 - Mandy: Chinese Girls'
15 - Larry: Pei Hwa
16 - Wei Kiat: Nan Chiau
17 - Jun Jia: Greendale
19 - Vincent: Maris Stella
20 - Alvin: Xin Min
21 - Xian Da: Victoria
22 - Yoong Jin Gor: Greendale
24 - Weng Tuck: Tanjong Katong
26 - Mark: Catholic High (just changed)
27 - Mindy Jie: Nan Chiau
28 - Ilin: Deyi
29 - Lloyd Ng: Maris Stella
30 - ME: Catholic
31 - Wee Hao: Hougang
32 - Paul: Holy Innocent
34 - Riho Mei: Bowen
35 - Chun Leng: Compassvale
38 - Jaycelyn: Zhong Hua
39 - Rachel: St Joseph
40 - Celine Jie: Cedar Girls'
41 - Xaverie: SengKang (appealing for Compassvale)
42 - Zhi Hui: Crescent Girls'
* - Mrs Ang: Remain in Nan Chiau Primary (JKJK)

That's all I know...

Reporting at: 02:17

Friday 21 December 2007
The Adventures of a Lonely Guy in Catholic High

Today, I went to my new school. It's cool... But the thought of being friendless kinda wiped out the coolness. We reached there by bus (service number: 88) at 8.30 am. Then, we walked to the School Hall. The next 2 hours was spent listening to their blabbering about moulding our future, etc. Man... That's kinda lame. Mama and I went to buy the books and the uniform next. It's fun, only if a friend is around to share it. Sad... The only word I can say. Seeing the happiness in everyone going to their new school somehow doesn't make me any happier.

Reporting at: 17:05

Friday 14 December 2007
ME = Lonely Freak

*Sigh*... Today, I just added a few new links of my "siblings'" blog. Omg!!! Their lives are so interesting... And they really got lots of friends!!! Unlike me, my world is just myself and the "Family". For once, I feel that I am a loner!!! Ok... Maybe not once, that's because I am feeling it again!!! I mean... Who would want to hang out with an idiot who doesn't have friends??? If you're wondering who the idiot is, it's none other than ME!!!

Reporting at: 23:59

Wednesday 12 December 2007
Granny's House Experience

For the past few days, I have been living in my Granny's house. It's kinda fun as my Granny'll introduce me to other "Aunties", telling them about my accomplishments. I mean there's someone to praise me. It feels... GREAT!!! JKJK. For those days (6 Dec - 11 Dec), I just do push-ups, eat, sleep, carry the groceries my granny bought, etc. I totally feel like a pig. Sleeping at approximately 1 every night, I still managed to wake up at approximately 9. Now that I am back home, I feel good!!! Ok... Not really. With my dad around, the house is like a battlefield. It totally stinks. We all hate him. If there's something that can get him out of my sight, it's gonna take a lot of effort. I really hate to say this but he's really a ****ing asshole, control freako, bloody bastardish monkey. Even as I am typing now, he's nagging about me using the computer. How dreadful!!!

Reporting at: 01:03

Saturday 1 December 2007
I am going to have my Perfect Vacation in 5 hours!!! Yeah!!!

In 5 hours time, everyone in the extended family is assemble at my dad's sister's (gugu) house. And then from there, we are gonna set off to Malaysia, and then Malacca!!! Feeling so excited now!!! I will update further if the place we're staying (in a rent house) has Internet connection... Anyway, it's the first time the whole extended family is having a vacation together. It'll certainly be fun-filled, 4-day holiday!!! Gonna spend the 4 days with my cousins playing, joking, Dueling (Duel Masters), fighting, quarreling, eating, shopping, running, jumping, causing trouble,etc. Going to get some sleep now... Hope it's fun!!!

P.S. With my dad scolding, the fun will certainly be reduced by half.

Reporting at: 01:33