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All About a Guy Named "ME"
Yup! That's ME!!

ME is:
- given birth on the faithful day of 11 may 1995
- a Male
- a Singaporean
- height 164cm, weight 44kg (last updated: 24 Sep 2009)
- studying at Nan Chiau Primary Catholic High School
- in 1C, 2B, 3H, 4C, 5D, 6D, 1-3, 2-3, 3-4
- Nucleii Head of Programming 2009 - 2010
- a Lance Corporal in NCC Land (ORD: 2011), aspiring to be at least a Staff Sergeant
- Class Chairman of 2-3`09
- OAL`09
- someone with an IQ of 158 (Accuracy as of 4 Oct 2008)
- another EGOMANIAC
- HYPERACTIVE

Loves to:
- eat and sleep
- hang out with a bunch of people known as friends
- use the comp.
- do thousands of other things that EGOMANIACS love to do (like looking in the mirror)
- do retarded PTs

To find me:
- Look for the coolest dude on the street, that's ME
- email: enforcer-of-justice@live.com.sg, or if you prefer the more inactive one: jerryzhaneshadows@hotmail.com
- Facebook me!
- Call 9_2_4_0_

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Lloyd
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Wei Liang
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Xian Da
Yan Xiu
Ying Zhi
Yoong Jin
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Wednesday 26 August 2009
26 Aug 2009

Failed 2 subjects this term..
Mugged like some dog, that's all i got
Emo-ed enough for the past 3 days
Got over it le.. So ppl, dun worry abt me le..
Thanks to those who said inspiring things to me and made me feel better..
Esp Jian Ming... For some reason when he said that statement, it feel as if the world has juz gotten better...
Also thanks to Chee Kiang, Sheldon and Cher Han...
I used to think Cher Han is bad at cheering ppl up
Guess it takes a sad friend to see whats really inside some1

Gonna start mugging for next term now
Cant be slacking anymore
Next term is 55%
Its all or nth..
Gotta pick myself up and chiong ahead..
Wish i can have a tuition teacher or smth..
Esp for subjects like Chinese
Guess I will juz have to self-study thru everything

Anw, i gtg..
Nth much to write anymore..
Bye ppl~

P.s.
I disapprove the Maths Dept..
They allocate 30% of this term's percentage for "Mindsport", which is all the competitions like ICAS, AMC, etc.
WTH la?!
All this competitions require money leh
Ppl who got no money how?
Nvr go for these competitions then lose up to 15%
It's freaking unfair la..
Marks should be awarded based on effort rite?
Pay $$$ go for some competition then get marks?!
I dunno what they are thinking but seriously, some1's gotta do smth abt it..
I am losing 30% leh!
Can't they allocate for class test?
Isn't that more fair?
That's a question for the Maths Dept to answer..
Whatever the decision is, it is concerning us..
So pls think twice......

Reporting at: 19:11

Friday 21 August 2009
21 Aug 2009

Zzz...
Wanted to post ytd but Blogger down >,<"
Shall post abt the past few days
Wednesday after school had to teach my programming juniors
ARGH!!
Missed out the fun with the Clique
Damn it la.. Pics are all on Facebook

Thursday nth much
Double Chinese was bearable since i sat beside Melvin
He's fucking random~~~
During lesson he will suddenly tok abt covering paiseh (I have no idea how that is originated =.=)
Then will shake his feet and say, "Ring Ringgg~~", take off his shoes and pick them up then put it beside his ears and go "Hello!"
I would have shown him the diaozz face but his randomness is greatly amusing =P
Went out with Sheldon and Chee Kiang to have lunch
I no $$$ so buy bubble tea as lunch.. Kinda used to this nowadays
At the lunch table, an extra plate of chicken rice popped out..
When Sheldon said it was for me, it's like the extinguished candle in my heart begin to burn agn..
[Sheldon, happy now? Posted abt your kind act.. Now where's my extra plate of chicken rice? Lols]
Seriously i am very grateful la..
Thanks!!
Then we were toking abt Melvin, Randomness, PB, CCAs, pumping juniors and other stuff
We also devised a new suan for NML
Abt how he start to smile when no1 laughed at his jokes.......
Went back to school later
Sheldon and Chee Kiang go debate
While I go chiong some stuff..

Then today, after school, Miss Raihana allow me to stay back and pon 1 hour of NLand to chiong proposal with Cher Han
Confirmed some Nucleii Homecoming matters
Then did some of the proposal
Jian Ming, Dylan, Zui Siang, Jia Yi, Hao Ran also stayed back to do the banner and poster
Justinian, Wei Chuan, Eugene, Raynor, You Kuan did the powerpoint
Among them got many juz slack ard and pon CCA, like Dylan..
If any Sergeant is seeing this post now pls pump him more!!
He damn kp la..
Say what homecoming prep, go die la..
Stay there slack blast music like some dog
Even ppl like Zui Siang can do work la
Jian Ming and Wei Chuan also.. If any N Air Sergeant sees this, pump them more also!!
Abt 4+ trouble came
A Tiger came up and scolded the N Air ppl for planning to do homecoming prep on cca day
They got screwed bad..
They even brought Cher Han and I down also..
SInce I am wearing that yellow badge.......
Fuck la!!! They not doing work slack still got me into trouble...
Then later we N Land one also....
Coz some say Miss Raihana also allowed them when she din
WTF la?! Fucking retards like Dylan pon so long still slacking...
Kp him blast music still scold me..
Chairman is saikang la..
U got no power, juz a yellow badge to get u into deeper shit
Wads the point?!
If i din ran for Chairmanship, would be still tucking out my freaking shirt, wearing fucking low socks and kp-ing ppl whenever i feel like it..
It sucks when ur classmate dun give a shit abt things u are freaking out for..
U guyz think winning interclass competitions mean we have class spirit, if we cant even do smth small to help, you are nothing, ZERO!!
Sounds kinda familiar~~~

Reporting at: 21:12

Monday 17 August 2009
17 Aug 2009

Today sick..
Nvr go school
Cough and cold from last friday til now..
Think i kenna infected by Jian Ming

Saturday was boring
Stayed at home all the way
Woke up at 10 (suprisingly)
Bobo smsed me..
Then used comp slack eat lunch till 2
Slept at 2 in the afternoon till night
Eat dinner sleep agn
Wasted one entire day
Cough din get any better
Begin to show symptoms of flu

Sunday
Woke up at 10+
Getting ready to go out
Feel much better
Clique outing
Damn long dun have le >,<"
Ate lunch then go AMK Jubilee watch Where got Ghost
The movie split into 3 parts
Damn nice sia..
The first one not very realistic
But quite funny
2nd one was classically scary..
Think they got it from true singapore ghost story
Quite scary..
Last one was nice
Damn touching
A continuition from Money Not Enough 2
Those bastards continue to be so demanding after their mama pass away..
So bad lorh..
Still dare ask for 4D in front of the altar
WTF?!
The ending was damn nice..
Think they really got the right ppl for the show..
Only got one thing to say... Good Job~

After that went to Wei Liang house slack a while..
Then go play soccer and bball..
My cough restricting my level of activity but still played on
Played for abt 2hour +
When walking back to WL's house suddenly felt asthmatic
Had difficulty getting enough air
Head felt giddy
Shouldn't have joined them..
Now my cough worsened and the phlegm thickened
Argh!!
So today nvr go school~
Zzz..

Btw, who know how much i get for maths pls sms me
Dun tag me, dun want the world to know my suckish results...

Reporting at: 16:16

Friday 14 August 2009
14 Aug 2009

Yay~!!! Exams end!!
Woots~~~ Finally..
English Expo still okay..
Chinese GG.. Left a few question nvr do
Maths did almost all.. Quite okay~
Geog is a little screwed
Science is damn screwed
Anw, now no exam le..
Today NCC damn sian..
I HATE J___!!!
What's his problem lorhx?!
Forget abt it.. Sunday going out watch Where Got Ghost
Confirm damn nice de..
Damn long nvr go out le..
And i hesitating whether to start dota or not..
I know i slow la...
But seriously ppl like Jian Ming talk abt Dota all day is damn NO LIFE LORH!!
Time to clear my phone memory..
Post pics....
Last week father's car tyre puncture

Last Wednesday LOTF "someone" playing handphone games listening to music
One big poster on the MRT train

Reporting at: 20:46

Saturday 1 August 2009
1 Aug 2009

Shall post abt this week.
This week is okay lah..
Got NDP rehearsals
Thursday one was still okay..
Stoned there for damn long..
Then hentak kaki for damn long also..
This year's parade commander voice got problem sia..
Esp the GOH march past full command..
Kuluar he pronouced as kelu?!?!?!?!?!
Like wtf?!
His pronounciation CMI >,<"
Plus he's a joker lorh..
He go imitate the drum beat sound imitate until the whole parade laugh..
Bruuum, bruum, bruuumm....
Haha!! Joker sia..
Rehearsal was quite slack la..
Stoned for damn long
After abt 20 ++ minutes of stoning
Sir Ng hentak kaki us
Then he walked away and let Sgt Joel take over
Then Sgt Joel dare not do the drum beat sound (think he scared later screw up like that joker)
So he walk to Sir
Then Sir talking to some1 else
By the time we berhenti it was abt 3 minutes ++

Then Friday training
Quite hiong
Drill like siao..
Its muc more hiong then thursday
Hentak kaki alot more also
But rehearsal was fun..
Coz got Part C taking part also
Went bubble tea with Wilson
We were talking abt how slack CO was
CO start at 3.30
NLand start at 2.45
CO slack for one hour when training start
NLand fall in and drill for one hour
CO train for the next hour
NLand continued drills
CO release and they go play soccer
NLand NDP Contigent hentak kaki

Like wtf lorhx..
But nvm..
I like the feeling of it, suffering when the rest are enjoying

Then today damn sian lorh
Woke up at 4 pm
Damn tired
Then slack for 2 hour
Now parents go out
I am home alone
Who want come my house have sex or masturbate tgt come in the next hour

Juz bloghoped
Bloghopping is fun, it reminds me of how Yuan digress during lesson time
Its fun to bloghop using links
Get to read and know things that u nvr know b4
I juz know NLand have a blog..
>,<"

Anw, bye~
I go find smth eat..
Parents go out i no dinner eat
Argh....

Reporting at: 21:00