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All About a Guy Named "ME"
Yup! That's ME!!

ME is:
- given birth on the faithful day of 11 may 1995
- a Male
- a Singaporean
- height 164cm, weight 44kg (last updated: 24 Sep 2009)
- studying at Nan Chiau Primary Catholic High School
- in 1C, 2B, 3H, 4C, 5D, 6D, 1-3, 2-3, 3-4
- Nucleii Head of Programming 2009 - 2010
- a Lance Corporal in NCC Land (ORD: 2011), aspiring to be at least a Staff Sergeant
- Class Chairman of 2-3`09
- OAL`09
- someone with an IQ of 158 (Accuracy as of 4 Oct 2008)
- another EGOMANIAC
- HYPERACTIVE

Loves to:
- eat and sleep
- hang out with a bunch of people known as friends
- use the comp.
- do thousands of other things that EGOMANIACS love to do (like looking in the mirror)
- do retarded PTs

To find me:
- Look for the coolest dude on the street, that's ME
- email: enforcer-of-justice@live.com.sg, or if you prefer the more inactive one: jerryzhaneshadows@hotmail.com
- Facebook me!
- Call 9_2_4_0_

Do I know you?
DUHness

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Guang En
Hao Ran
Jasmine
Jia Wei
Jia Yi
Jolene
Joshua
Jun Jia
Lloyd
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Mindy
Nan Zheng
Nigel
Paul
Rachel
Rachel
Riho Mei
Senior Chek Wei
Senior Dennis
Sheldon
Shen Yang
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Wei Kiat
Wei Liang
Wen Zuo
Weng Tuck
Wilson
Xian Da
Yan Xiu
Ying Zhi
Yoong Jin
You Kuan
Yun Da
Yun Hsiu
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Saturday 22 November 2008
Nucleii Chalet 2008

Juz came back from a 3D2N chalet..
Damn 爽!!
Played Poker, Taidi, Blackjack, Cheat, Indian Poker, Stress for at least 10 hours in the whole chalet..
Swam, Beach-ed (that word dun sound nice), cycled, barbecued, Taopok-ed a lot..
Only one word: !!!FUN!!!

Day 1
Started out with meeting at Pasir Ris Interchange..
Took Shuttle bus to Costa Sand Pasir Ris..
Then blah blah blah..
Those usual check in procedure..
Watched TV and stuff..

Went to rent bike with Wei Ren, Jian Ming and Yao Rong next
Rental rate: $5/hr
Honestly, this is my first time cycling for kilometers
The last time I cycled, I never wanted to cycle again.....
But this time worked out quite well
Didn't fall or smth
Then something damn stupid happened
Some random girl skate past
She was skating towards Yao Rong and Jian Ming
Then, she dun know how to change direction
So almost banged them
She screamed like some dog
Then, Jian Ming and Yao Rong split
Nothing happened
No accident!
Then her mother walked past and kaopeh us..
"Give her some space", she said in her AngMoh accent

After that, we went to Loyang Aloha Arcade..
Found out that thier Daytona Game Station got problem one..
Can play for free..

Walked to E!Hub with Daren, Jian Ming, You Xin and Yao Rong to get some barbecue stuff..
Fool around for 1 hour plus..
Went back to join the BBQ..

Usual BBQ scenario...
Had a group picture taken..
Some random guy walked past..
He looked at the number of ppl and disiao us
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6..."
Javince kaopeh back
He was like, "You can count?"
Total sarcasm + suanism

Played card games until 2am then sleep..

Day 2
Woke up at 7+
Can't sleep; Too cold
So walk ard til 8+ when every1 wake up
Went to have breakfast with You Xin, Wei Ren, Jian Ming, Yao Rong and Zher Shin..
Yao Rong dunno why extra violent
Whack my ear with Zher Shin's teeth
Then Zher Shin for some reasons keep touching his teeth..
Some random P5 boy walked past..
Kaopeh-ed Zher Shin
Then Zher Shin go kaopeh back, say "You can talk?"
Like WTF!
Extra lamity..
That boy damn gangster..
Walked up to Zher Shin and flip his cap off..
Walao eh!!
P5 leh, so daring..
Juz like that, breakfast revolved around that topic

Went back to chalet..
The Exco and some other ppl go Wild Wild Wet..
While the Sec1's zam Poker and talk cock for the next 2 hours..

Went out for cycling after that..
Damn fun..
Seriously, I think cycling builds up stamina..
Like Yuan How, he cycles like everyday..
His 2.4 timing: 10 minutes..
And cycling is damn fun..
Especially with a whole group of friends
Anyway, we cycled to some playground..
It was like damn big..

Play the so-called mini-flying fox..
Woots~~!!!!
Damn fun..
The slide, flying fox, spinning pull up bar, mini maze, etc.

Bike rental time was up..
We all chiong back return..
Then actually, we were supposed to watch Madagascar 2
But only the Sec2 went
Go swimming with Yao Rong, You Xin and Jian Ming
You Xin heard some zhabor say abt their PSLE score 230
Then he go suan them
Then they kaopeh us back..
Say us coward..
Like WTF?!
What the hell does coward has to do with that..
Starting we ignore, but their bitchilarity is too bitchy that we have to do smth
The bloody pissed-off me shouted, "BITCH!!"
Even the lifeguard heard it..
But they continued whispering to themselves..
No point fighting with bitches
They aren't Narnia, the white witch
They are Nehneh, the black bitch

Went back BBQ some sausage and mashmallow
Started raining..
Went inside and continue BBQ-ing
Then every1 went out to get dinner
While YaoRong, Zher Shin, Keane and me remain in the chalet

Blah blah....
Jian Ming and the guys came back with our dinner: Cup Noodles
Played Poker
Sleep

Day 3
Nth much..
Breakfast
Check out
The End..

Now, time for pictures

"SOH CHOO BOY WAS HERE"


Random pics






Random Taopok Scene

Reporting at: 16:47

Thursday 20 November 2008
5 more hours to Nucleii Chalet...

Haizz....
This holiday suck..
Sleeping at 3+ and waking up at 1+ everyday..
Fuck lah!!!
My life is screwed..
Had some fucking headache yesterday night..
Whole shoulder was aching like shit
Think it's that migraine thing again..
How can a 13-year-old teenager get migraine like twice a month..
WTF?!

Problems, problem and more problems........
HATE IT!!
Dun wanna name them.
Feel like jumping off from some random 10-storey building.
Make it 5..
I'm scared of heights~
Holiday is so "unholy"
And this post is so bloody random..
I WANT 6D`07 CHALET!!!!!
Dying to meet old friends~

And I wanna go gym..
Any1 have cheap lobang pls tell me
Sorry Melvin, Sembawang too far

Haven't sew that Lance Corp rank on my No.4 yet
Muz go Beach Road sew..

So any1 who's going to beach road for whatsoever reasons
Can please ask me along..

And finally to those chainmailers..
Dun be so lame..
Especially those National-Eat-Your-Porridge Day thingy.
Or those send this or you will die at 12am
It's damn lame..

Reporting at: 08:52

Friday 14 November 2008
LCP Ong Jun Sheng Reporting...

Finally, the day has come..
When the legendary dunno how many ppl are promoted to the rank of Lance Corporal..
Yup! Yours truly is now a Lance Corp..
No more Private..
It's now '(>'!!
Yea~ It's damn cool..
To Wei Ren, Yun Hsiu, Melvin, Jun Hong, Wei Jie, Yuan How and the others that are also promoted (Can't rmb hu, sorry):
Congrats!!! Although we will be snatching for Top5..

To the rest who are not promoted:
Dun worry.. Your turn will come..
Juz continue to act enthu!! =D

Anyway, we are all Part B now!!
Part B, 加油!!

Rank and Badges

(Top: Lance Corporal Rank, Left: One-Star Kayaking, Bottom: NAPFA Gold Badge, Right: Total Defence Bronze Badge)

Reporting at: 15:54

Thursday 13 November 2008
Juz to sum up the 3rd Week of Holiday...

Sianzzz...
Went to Genting on the 7th to 9th..
Genting was nice, but the trip was really damn boring..
Lazy to update abt it..

Went to watch The Coffin at AMK Hub on Tuesday..
Along with the usual ppl: Wei Liang, Bobo, Sheldon, Melvin, Cher Han and Chee Kiang..
Had lunch at Mac..
Joke-d and fooled ard..
Movie started at 2.30..
Although I am that type who will freak out after (or even before) seeing ghost,
The Coffin didn't make me scream..
Bad plot, the ghost came out on expected places..
Wasted $6!!!
I've already used $60 watching 3 movies and 1 play this holiday!!
Whoever who's organising movies again,
pls buy the DVD and watch it in some1's house..
Yea~ Cheapskate..
JK.. Cinema effect is always better! =P

Went to AMK Park's playground and talk cock..
Chee Kiang and Sheldon had a debate about refunding the money we spent at The Coffin..
Damn RETARDED!!
Laughed our ASSes OUT!!!
HAHA!!
Those guys went home at 5+
leaving Wei Liang, Bobo and I..
Went to Andrew's house for a game of Taiti..
Sianzz..
Played like 40+ rounds, I've only won once..
Went to Pasir Malam at 7..
Ate dinner and went home at 9..

That's all for this week..
Haven't started on a single homework yet..
C'wealth Essay, Science Project, Bicultural Scholar's 4x Chinese Compo + 4x English Compo...

Tml is NLand Muster Parade..
Pls make me a Lance Corp!!
(>!!! (>!!!
Gonna polish my boots and starch collar after this..
Acting Enthu agn..~

Reporting at: 17:24

Wednesday 5 November 2008
Screwed Holiday~

This is a story..
Abt a happy little bastard, going on a vacation on the 7 to 9 of November..
Suddenly, he remembers that he has a competition called StITwise on the 8th.
Pathetic, huh?
Yea~ That bastard's me.
Now, this poor bastard has 2 choices:
1. To go on the holiday, leaving his grp members to suffer..
2. Cancel the holiday, which costs $200..

I cannot go on the holiday since that would mean that I am "betraying" my grp members and I would have a lot of explanation to be done..
I also cannot not go on the holiday since it had already been planned and I would have to get through mum, who will not allow that to happen. Moreover, I would be paying $200 for an empty seat.
Therefore, I've gotta go my own way~~~
A big apology to Mr Wee, Daren, Jian Hong, the grp members, and every other person that I should feel apologetic towards.
Sorry.

Reporting at: 20:13

Monday 3 November 2008
Juz to sum up the 1st week of holidays..

Bet you guys didn't see that comin' but the first week of holiday is over..
Yup! Gone juz like that.
Did nth.. Except watching a movie and a play..
HSM3 and Wizard of Oz..
HSM3 was fine.. Feels strange to be watching it in the Cinema
Wizard of Oz was quite nice..
The other guys would disagree..
Watched it with Wei Liang, Bobo, Melvin, Sheldon, Jonny, Jia Wei and Jek Kee..
Hahax! Fun!!!
Kenna pangseh-ed for the 2nd time in a MRT Station..
Haizzz..
Why always target me?!

Now, I'm damn bored..
I'd rather listen to SuLaoShi talk..
At least it's educational..
Okay, that's Sheldon's line..

Nth to do now..
Quiz do-ers.. Pls tag me..
I am bored and rotting..

Reporting at: 21:14