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All About a Guy Named "ME"
Yup! That's ME!!

ME is:
- given birth on the faithful day of 11 may 1995
- a Male
- a Singaporean
- height 164cm, weight 44kg (last updated: 24 Sep 2009)
- studying at Nan Chiau Primary Catholic High School
- in 1C, 2B, 3H, 4C, 5D, 6D, 1-3, 2-3, 3-4
- Nucleii Head of Programming 2009 - 2010
- a Lance Corporal in NCC Land (ORD: 2011), aspiring to be at least a Staff Sergeant
- Class Chairman of 2-3`09
- OAL`09
- someone with an IQ of 158 (Accuracy as of 4 Oct 2008)
- another EGOMANIAC
- HYPERACTIVE

Loves to:
- eat and sleep
- hang out with a bunch of people known as friends
- use the comp.
- do thousands of other things that EGOMANIACS love to do (like looking in the mirror)
- do retarded PTs

To find me:
- Look for the coolest dude on the street, that's ME
- email: enforcer-of-justice@live.com.sg, or if you prefer the more inactive one: jerryzhaneshadows@hotmail.com
- Facebook me!
- Call 9_2_4_0_

Do I know you?
DUHness

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Lloyd
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Mindy
Nan Zheng
Nigel
Paul
Rachel
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Riho Mei
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Wei Liang
Wen Zuo
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Wilson
Xian Da
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Ying Zhi
Yoong Jin
You Kuan
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Friday 24 July 2009
24 Jul 2009

This week I am cursed lorh
For 4 consecutive days, I came out of the front gate, just in time to see my bus 88 leave the bus stop!!!
Like WTF?!
Then today is the finale
3 tests in one day
Science a little screwed
Came out quite a lot of things i din study for
I dun even know those would be tested
Compo timed practice
SUPER SCREWED
It's worse than some primary school piece
Chose the wrong topic and i only realised that 20 minutes after i started
Maths was not any better la
No enough time do last question
Second last question also confirm wrong
That's not all to my suay-ness
During PE, got whacked on the face by an incoming frisbee
And that frisbee came from about 30 meters away!!!
Fucking suay la
My shirt got super muddy bcoz of the rain and Cher Kian's aim-the-frisbee-at-people-to-make-their-shirt-dirty campaign..
ARGH!!
That's not all..
During recess
While I was bringing my plate to the table, the plate was at an inclined angle
Causing me to spill the gravy on my wallet
"When I go wash it and came back, almost everything was "kope" by the famous "kopers"
That's not all
After N Land when I changed out of my No.4
Someone took my No.4 Pants by mistake
Together with my Handphone, thermometer and beret
I CANT LIVE WITHOUT MY HANDPHONE!!!
If i find that freaking retard who caused me so much inconvenience, HE IS SCREWED!!
ARGH!!!
Can this week be any worse?!?!?!?!?!

Reporting at: 23:16

Monday 20 July 2009
20 Jul 2009

Damn sian la..
So many things to do..
Tml got Geog Class Test
Wednesday got speech and dateline for Art
Friday have another 2 datelines..
I'm becoming a Russian (Rush-ian)

Mugging geog now.
Nth much to mug lorh
Muz excel man! Quite a big percentage of the Geog component
Damn stress la..

Shall mug while blogging
Population pyramid
Broad base = High birth rate
Thin base = Low Birth rate
Base turns thinner as age increases
Infant mortality rate high
Thin top = Low life expectancy
Broad top = High life expectancy
Less Developed Countries -> Basic shape: Triangle
Developed Countries -> Basic Shape: Rectangle, Beehive or Inverted Triangle

Causes for High Birth rate
- Lack of education
- Lack of family planning
- Early marriages
- Increased child-bearing years
- Lack of contraceptive usage
- Preference for children of specific gender

Causes for Low Birth rate
(Opposite of that of High Birth rate)

Still got a lot more but lazy...

Reporting at: 22:59

Tuesday 14 July 2009
11 Jul 2009 + 14 Jul 2009

No time to post so triple posting..
Posting in half english half netish

Saturday SGCC Prize Presentation and CAN Fest thing at Iluma
It sound like some super big event where there are many ppl but the real thing was really nth much
We're proud of ourselves anw
After that went for dinner at Marina Square
Ate fishball noodles coz got no money
While Yong Xiang, Keane and Shen Yang ate that stupid japanese food
Temptation sia..
The teriyaki sauce looked super nice
Too bad~
The ironic thing was after the meal, Keane returned me the $4 he owed me
If he done that half an hour ago, i would have bought my teriyaki unagi!!!
Fuck la..

While we were eating, rain suddenly poured.
At the same time, fireworks blasted.
Came from the floating platform
Should be having NDP rehearsal

Pics time

Some banana wall in Iluma
Looks frigging wrong


Fireworks, i know suck but this is the best shot i have >,<


Another one


Today, went to celebrate Bobo's bday at Novena Velocity with YX and WL
Went to some stupid restaurant called LaoTaiWan (translation: Old Taiwan)
$10 + Buffet
Fuck la!
Spent $14 in 2 days
Got $11 bucks for 3 more days!!!
Ate + Talked + Suaned
The chef brought out a tray of siew mai
I chionged there
But too l8, some black bitch go zam all, then put 2 on my plate

I kept looking at her for the entire meal
Not in the pissed off face but like want to make her embarrass
Then she keep laughing when she see me

Abt 20 minutes later, another tray came out.
I chionged there. This time, she was also there but din touched the siew mais
I looked at her.
Then she laughingly said, "Dun look at me like that la, all yours la, u want take all take, even the plate you want to eat i also dun care.."
Gave her that diao look..

Continued the meal
Learnt some buffet techniques from YX
Haha!
End of the day

P.s. Bobo, Happy Birthday!

Reporting at: 21:01

Monday 6 July 2009
4 Jul 2009

Posting abt last friday.........

Went with the Nucleii dudes for the AYG thing..
Go AYG village as a visitor
Had 20 ppl altogether
Pon-ed abt 3 hours of school
Woots~!! Lucky sia!
Havent do science hw >,<"
Quite fun la
Starting of the trip i was emoing in the bus
Then later i super enthu
But after 2 hours, i woke up
So i "regained consciousness" and de-enthu-fy..
Sad la.. Din bring camera + Phone no batt
Therefore no pics

Later go back school had the last two periods
Geog and IT
Then school ended!
Yay!!
Lucky now timetable change
Last 2 periods of the week no longer double chinese
FYI, Chinese is damn boring =(

The fun officially starts here
WL, Bobo, Raynor, YX go home change
Chee Kiang, Cher Han, Sheldon go Art Room for PW
I pangsehed them, slack in class with Cher Kian and Jia Yi
Later went Mac
Cher Kian, Jia Yi went home
So Sheldon, CK, CH, me dabao Mac go HeiDian (direct translation: black shop) outside eat
Talked abt our history and how we close friends got together despite our varying characters
Also talked abt "Megan Fox", who is not really Megan Fox
Lolx!!

At 3+, we all (WL, Bobo, CK, CH, Sheldon, You Xin, Raynor, ME!) meet at AMK Hub
Chiong buy tickets for Transformers, no time for pangseh
Met Mr Wee, Shen Yang, Yong Xiang and Daren inside and outside the cinema
The show was nice based on its genre: Action

JS Rating
Action: 4.5/5
Plot: 1.5/5
Overall: 3.5/5

If you closely observe, some parts dun make sense.
But nobody care since everyone is watching Megan Fox, not the transformers.
Hehe..

After that, all of us except CK, CH and Raynor went for dinner at AMK Market.
Honestly, i feel that's one of the best hawker centers in Singapore
Had our dinner under the stars
As usual, our dinner table is never quiet
Sheldon's stupid biography made me laugh until got stomachache, literally.

After that, went home after accompanying Bobo go buy cake
Sian la, no pics >,<"

Reporting at: 02:15