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All About a Guy Named "ME"
Yup! That's ME!!

ME is:
- given birth on the faithful day of 11 may 1995
- a Male
- a Singaporean
- height 164cm, weight 44kg (last updated: 24 Sep 2009)
- studying at Nan Chiau Primary Catholic High School
- in 1C, 2B, 3H, 4C, 5D, 6D, 1-3, 2-3, 3-4
- Nucleii Head of Programming 2009 - 2010
- a Lance Corporal in NCC Land (ORD: 2011), aspiring to be at least a Staff Sergeant
- Class Chairman of 2-3`09
- OAL`09
- someone with an IQ of 158 (Accuracy as of 4 Oct 2008)
- another EGOMANIAC
- HYPERACTIVE

Loves to:
- eat and sleep
- hang out with a bunch of people known as friends
- use the comp.
- do thousands of other things that EGOMANIACS love to do (like looking in the mirror)
- do retarded PTs

To find me:
- Look for the coolest dude on the street, that's ME
- email: enforcer-of-justice@live.com.sg, or if you prefer the more inactive one: jerryzhaneshadows@hotmail.com
- Facebook me!
- Call 9_2_4_0_

Do I know you?
DUHness

2-3`09
Aloysius
Alvin
Benedict
Boh Jun
Brenda
Brendan
Celine
Chee Kiang
CMC
Clement
CYY
Daren
Darren
Grandpa Lam Cheng
Guang En
Hao Ran
Jasmine
Jia Wei
Jia Yi
Jolene
Joshua
Jun Jia
Lloyd
ME, MYSELF & I
Melvin
Mindy
Nan Zheng
Nigel
Paul
Rachel
Rachel
Riho Mei
Senior Chek Wei
Senior Dennis
Sheldon
Shen Yang
TCL
Wei Kiat
Wei Liang
Wen Zuo
Weng Tuck
Wilson
Xian Da
Yan Xiu
Ying Zhi
Yoong Jin
You Kuan
Yun Da
Yun Hsiu
Zhi Ming

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Wednesday 22 April 2009
22 Apr 2009

Today is 2.4
But i not taking due to cough + flu
Stupid phlegm stuck in my stupid throat
Damn la!!
I wanna run!!!
Muz try to finish 2.4 in a flat 10 minutes next week
In that case, one round would be an average of 1 min 40 sec
Currently if i chiong one round i can reach 1 min 21 sec
So should be achievable

My target
Round : Time
1 : 1.40
2 : 3.10
3 : 4.55
4 : 6.35
5 : 8.15
6 : 9.45

15 sec juz in case..
TEEHEE..
It's damn hard lah..
Shall start training tml.

Reporting at: 22:44

Monday 20 April 2009
20 Apr 2009


With this new post, hope we new batch of Excos can bring Nucleii to greater heights
For those who are starring at this post thinking abt how to bring me down to take over me or whatsoever.. Happy dreaming~~
Coz even if i am to go down, all u will be left with is nth..
Those who are disheartened, dun be..
There's still next year..
So JiaYou~!!!

Btw,
Happy Birthday Yun Hsiu!!
Hope you like your new leg hairstyle~

Reporting at: 22:45

Sunday 19 April 2009
19 Apr 2009

Shall update abt this few days

Wednesday
Went to my uncle's wake
Dun wanna elaborate much
Had the Sai Kong do the religious thingy
My cousin say the Sai Kong's costume damn cartoon
Joker sia..
Then we keep joking abt stuff
At abt 11 plus
We burnt all the incense paper and stuff
Then talk and joked all the way until 2 plus
This few days i nth to do there so go fitness corner zam chin up
Zam until my hand blister liao liao

Not clear lah
Coz my phone's camera dun have macro mode

Thursday
Din go school to attend the funeral
Walked the so-called Final Path
Then go to the crematorium
It was a super emo scene
The coffin was pushed in by some machine
That's like so insincere

Then we all try to cheer up and forget abt everything

Friday
Back to school
Super tired
First lesson Home Ec
Practical Test
I did my cupcakes
Wen Zuo did Sushi


Damn nice rite?

But Sheldon's dessert nicer


Heck la!!
So easy nia lorh..
Anw, we din screw up for home ec la

Next few lessons are damn hell sian


Saturday
Project Blue Carpet
Fun and enriching
Screwed up a hell lot lorh..
Should have stayed in the control room the first time
Can learn much more from there..
Damn tired la..
Keep on feel like sleeping

Then during debrief
I almost literally got debrief
Kenna wedgied like siao
Damn it lah
This is the exact underwear that Daren wedgued me with in the bus
Now it's happening agn
It's that fucking yellow one!!
Can you believe it?
Some yellow underwear that's supposed to bring luck caused me to be wedgied thrice in it?!?!?!
WTF?!
I'm not wearing it anymore man..

Anw, today's sunday
i'm damn hell sian
Left my R&J in School
Can't chiong it now..
DAMN!!
~Bye~

P.s. You Suck!!

Reporting at: 14:52

Tuesday 14 April 2009
14 Apr 2009

Today went to see the Inter-Class Debates Final
2-3 vs 2-4..
Went l8 so only watched from 2nd speaker onwards
Our 2nd speaker was Chee Kiang
Theirs was some random guy
Our 3rd was Andrew
Theirs was Hao Zhe

The entire thing went totally out of point..
The 2nd speaker all the way to the 3rd was toking abt who is more experienced and should win the competition..
Btw, the topic is about what media being very powerful
We were the Opposition
Then the Proposition go tok abt porn
Finally during our 3rd speaker rebuttal
Andrew suddenly said, "What's wrong with watching porn?!"
Walao eh!!
The entire audi was suddenly filled with cheers and applause although there was only less than 50 ppl there..
That statement would have killed us
But it didn't
2-3 won the Inter-Class Debates!!!
Yay-ness!!!
We rocks their ass out man!!

Then went home after that
Sianzz..
Supposed to go play bball with Wei Liang and Bobo one lorh
But i super tired + not feeling well
So went home
Suddenly rmb that it has been a long time since we guys have watched a movie tgt
Wei Liang, Bobo, Sheldon, Cher Han
Last year 1 month watch 2 movies
This year 2 month watch 1 movie
Nvm, shall leave that for after MR..

Reporting at: 19:01

Thursday 9 April 2009
9 Apr 2009

Today after school nth do
Dun feel like going home also
So go run, do chin up, play badminton and basketball
Ran short distances lah..
Suck man!
Then did chin up
Broke my record of 9
So now it's 10
Weng Tuck, watch out..
I am improving man!!

After that wait for Wei Liang Bobo finish their bonzai
Meanwhile went to poolroom talk cock with Nixon and Shen Yang
Then go play badminton with Wei Liang, Bobo, Hao Ran, Eugene, Wen Zuo
Play so hiong until i stripped
Tell me i'm hot man!!
Then 7+ when we're abt to go play bball
Eugene thunder the ball
Then hit a lamp post
Suddenly no more light
Then the subsequent lamp post also
We were like WTF?!
Looks like some Pink Panther dumb scene lorh!!
ROFLMAO
Damn funny sia..
Laugh until i stitch

Then go play bball
Damn hell late liao
Play for like 1 hour plus
Nth much lah

Then go dinner at 7-11
Cheapskate lah
No $$$ liao
Ate at Wei Liang house while playing TaiDi
Win 2 times nia..
Leave at 10
Reached home at 10.40
SHIOK MAN!!

Reporting at: 23:02

Sunday 5 April 2009
4 April 2009

4th day of the 4th month
Nucleii CIP Reservoir Cleaning
Went to MacRitchie Reservoir
Reached school at 8.50
5 minutes late
Good thing they haven't left
Reached there
Grouped with Shen Yang, Yao Rong, Justinian and a Sec 1 guy
Led by Zheng Yee
Went around picking litter
But seriously not a lot of litter
Quite clean la..

At least that was what we tot until we went behind the toilet
We found a...
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Sanitary Pad
Bloody one somemore
Yao Rong almost stepped and touched it when he tot it was juz a piece of tissue
It was like damn hell sickening
Then we met at some cafeteria
Walked another round to pick more litter
Then we were dismissed

Went to Toa Payoh HDB Hub with Wee, Zheng Yee, Yong Xiang, Yao Rong, You Xin, Colin and Wee Chuan
Ate at BK
Damn hell ex man!!
Then later went bowling with them, except Colin and Wee Chuan
Damn hell fun man!!!
First round still not bad..
Got the beginner's luck
ZY and Wee was owning
Then came second round
Got better
So did the rest
Esp Yao Rong
Next round
Starting to suck liao
Coz of some distractions from my SMS
And smth some1 said
Nevertheless, it was super fun
Esp the lame prone position
Visit http://www.youarefail.blogspot.com/ for the video

Should have more of this kind of bonding
Like every Saturday or smth
I dun mind spending money even though i dun have
The experience is worth the money man!!

Went home with YR
Talked to him abt many stuff
Now i learn abt how ppl think behind

Reporting at: 16:07

Wednesday 1 April 2009
1 Apr 2009

Today's Aprils' Fool
Supposed to be a damn fun day
But dunno why it's damn lame

After School go eat out with Melvin and the Debate guyz..
Suan-ed all the way to Yishun
Eat Mac
Go Library
Read read
Play play
Go home

Damn sian la!
Dunno why nowadays dun feel like going out
I'm beginning to get paranoid of smth..
Think its a good thing..
Anyway, I dun really feel like blogging..
Juz that ppl say, "Hey JS ur bloggie is dead."
I would have said go find the St Johns if Chee Kiang wasn't ard.
Anyway, bye~

This sucks!! I hate being stuck in between superior and subordinates.
Subordinates dun understand the stress I have above my head
Superior dun understand what the subordinates want..
Then lyk that I become some meat patty stuck in between the two pieces of bread
I wouldn't mind if someone add some cheese in between
But the guy wanted veggies instead
It's an allegory in case if u din realise that..
Only if i've got the power to pump ppl..

Reporting at: 22:44