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All About a Guy Named "ME"
Yup! That's ME!!

ME is:
- given birth on the faithful day of 11 may 1995
- a Male
- a Singaporean
- height 164cm, weight 44kg (last updated: 24 Sep 2009)
- studying at Nan Chiau Primary Catholic High School
- in 1C, 2B, 3H, 4C, 5D, 6D, 1-3, 2-3, 3-4
- Nucleii Head of Programming 2009 - 2010
- a Lance Corporal in NCC Land (ORD: 2011), aspiring to be at least a Staff Sergeant
- Class Chairman of 2-3`09
- OAL`09
- someone with an IQ of 158 (Accuracy as of 4 Oct 2008)
- another EGOMANIAC
- HYPERACTIVE

Loves to:
- eat and sleep
- hang out with a bunch of people known as friends
- use the comp.
- do thousands of other things that EGOMANIACS love to do (like looking in the mirror)
- do retarded PTs

To find me:
- Look for the coolest dude on the street, that's ME
- email: enforcer-of-justice@live.com.sg, or if you prefer the more inactive one: jerryzhaneshadows@hotmail.com
- Facebook me!
- Call 9_2_4_0_

Do I know you?
DUHness

2-3`09
Aloysius
Alvin
Benedict
Boh Jun
Brenda
Brendan
Celine
Chee Kiang
CMC
Clement
CYY
Daren
Darren
Grandpa Lam Cheng
Guang En
Hao Ran
Jasmine
Jia Wei
Jia Yi
Jolene
Joshua
Jun Jia
Lloyd
ME, MYSELF & I
Melvin
Mindy
Nan Zheng
Nigel
Paul
Rachel
Rachel
Riho Mei
Senior Chek Wei
Senior Dennis
Sheldon
Shen Yang
TCL
Wei Kiat
Wei Liang
Wen Zuo
Weng Tuck
Wilson
Xian Da
Yan Xiu
Ying Zhi
Yoong Jin
You Kuan
Yun Da
Yun Hsiu
Zhi Ming

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Wednesday 24 September 2008
Do not fear!! EOY is here!!

Juz one final post before the EOY..
Actually, my school's EOY is kinda late..
Some ppl have it this week while some have it early next week..
While mine is the Thursday and Friday of next week (2nd and 3rd Oct)
That's also when the PSLE begins, I think..
That means ppl will be enjoying their after-EOY-days while I still have to work hard for EOY..
But I dun give a damn..
It wouldn't affect my results as long as I study hard, real hard..

Juz mugged History yesterday...
Kinda worried..
Didn't know many things..
Have to do some self-study..
Knew I should have kept awake in class..

Gonna practise Maths tml..
Maths got nth much to mug, except the geometrical reasons.
Whatever Adjacent angles, Corresponding angles, Angles at a point, Vertically opposite angles, Sum of interior angles, Angles in a polygon..
Some of them are wrong I know..
Gonna go Ace-Learning to check later or tml..

Really gotta keep this a short post..
Hope everyone started mugging for EOY (unlike me)!!
JIAYOU~!! for the EOY

Reporting at: 22:44

Another School Day - 24 September 2008, Wednesday

Today is a damn sian day..
Went home early coz I was sick..
Bad stomachache..
Much better now..
Muz really thanks Sheldon and a few others for "taking care" of me..
Thanks!^^


Juz blog-hop..
Found out that a few blogs are closed due to EOY..
Zzz.. Sianzz..
But dun worry..
Mine shall be kept open..


And to those 1-3 ppl who came: PLS TAG!!
Make this place a better blog!!
Thanks!

Reporting at: 16:38

Tuesday 23 September 2008
Another School Day - 23 September 2008, Tuesday

Zzz.. Didn't went to school yesterday coz of bad headache + sore throat + an unknown illness called migraine.
According to my maid, migraine is some ailment caused by the lack of sleep or stress or smth like that.
I asked Sheldon (the "mad scientist of 1-3") and he said the same.. He even said that if he was my doctor, he would prescribe a dose of antibiotics..
But I dun give a damn.
Anyway.. Tml there's training.. Can't wait for Promotion Day.. I WANNA BE A LANCE CORP!!!

This post seriously came out of nowhere.. I wonder if that's what they call "random"..
Since I have nth to do.. I shall mug hard after this..
Oh ya! Today I juz found out that I have a problem in Maths.. Sometimes I will do really well..
Better than those who usually top the class..
But sometimes I juz suck.. I mean it's like NEXT WEEK IS EOY AND I GOT 19/30 FOR A QUIZ!!!
I am seriously gonna mug.. It's a promise..
Every time I say I'll mug, I dun feel like..
But this time I am seriously serious!!
ME, Myself and I are gonna work hard for MR4 and beat You Xin and Lucas!!
So.. Bye guys~! Shall start mugging now..

Reporting at: 17:08

Friday 19 September 2008
Another School Day - 19 September 2008, Friday

Finally it's Friday..
Have been waiting for this day..
Life's kinda boring..
Especially during exam season..

Yesterday was fun..
The whole Sec 1 went to Chinese Garden for a Mid-Autumn Festival thing.
Fooled around like siao..
Before it started, 1/4 of the 1-3 people went with us to Mac..
Feels like a gang..

Really got damn a lot of people, some really extra..
The 9 people: "The Usual 3 Musketeers", Wilson, Nigel, Raynor, Chee Kiang, Cher Han and Sheldon.
Crap-ed in Mac, Library, Playground and AMK Park.

Then, for some dumb reason, we separated. I was with the other 2 musketeers, Cher Han and Nigel.
Those idiots pangseh-ed me in Bishan!!
Lucky I know my way, not like that Wei Liang..

Went back to school and gather.
Then set off for Chinese Garden.
In the bus, we made fun of CYY.

Took a lot of pictures..
Will be uploaded later.

We walked around the place and played Touch Rugby with Nicholas' water bottle.
Was bloody rough fun!!
Damn many ppl played.
It rocks man!!

Some people bought a $2 candy..
It is made on the spot..
The uncle was really damn ZAI..

Watch-ed some performance and went home..

Time for Pictures..


Decoration


The Grand Entrance


The Map there..


The Confucius Statue..


It says there:
"Confucius, A Great Philosopher and Educator. Erected by..."


More 花灯 by the river..


More..


Mooncake made by SuLaoShi.. Quite nice..


Waterfall..


Papa holding the Candy he bought for $2. He got one of the biggest candies there.


Finally, here's how the Remarkable candy uncle makes the candy..

Reporting at: 16:47

Wednesday 17 September 2008
Another School Day - 17 September 2008, Wednesday

Today is kinda sianzz.. Just have some things to update on:

- Just cut my hair yesterday for today's Hair Check. Now it's damn ugly short!! Guess what's the worst part? This time hair check standard changed. Even people like Andrew also can pass!! Shouldn't have cut my hair!! Wasted $$$!!

- I kinda flunked Poetry Timed-Practice. Left 1/3 of the 3rd question undone.

- I so have to improve on my Chin up. What's a pumping machine when he can't even do a chin up?

- My 2.4 improved!! Currently, it's 12:29 11:42. I know many people (like Yuan How) will think that it sucks. But to me, it's a great improvement.

- It's 2 more weeks to Mastery Review!!

Reporting at: 22:43

Monday 15 September 2008
Another School Day - 15 September 2008, Monday

First period: Carpe Diem
Lame.. Damn sleepy..
Did the Carpe Diem Test, which was "unfailable". Seriously damn easy lah..

Second period: Home Econs
Made French Toast. Used the stove for the first time.. Damn fun..
Chee Kiang ZAM the oil, causing the first piece to be soggy.
The last piece was the best.
Washed the table and ate our masterpiece.
Beginning to like Home Econs.
Last week's Written Test is out, 37.5/50.
It says there good, but obviously it's not very.
I rock at Practical, owned with a 17/20, parring with Jek Kee.

Recess
Average one.
Camp-ed in classroom since I've already had my recess, the French Toast.

LE: Double Period
Double sianzz..
Half-slept half-listen for the first lesson.
Really very tired lah..
Second lesson was much better, after I arm-wrestle with Jia Hao during the 5 minute interval break.
Got back my consciousness.
Listen attentively for the rest of the lesson.

Maths: Last period
Did a 45 minutes test.
Quite difficult..

-----School's out!!-----

Went to J8 KFC with You Kuan, You Xin, Justinian, Wei Chuan, Jian Ming and Raynor.
Saw Bishan Gay. Walked past him and winked.. Haha!!
He kept starring at us.
And he have 3 handphones!!
Went back to School for Nucleii Training.

Did this year's NSC Questions.
Didn't really get to learn a lot.
I am still F A R away from where the guys are.
Gotta really study C++ after EOY.

P.s. I AM GONNA STUDY HARD FOR END OF YEAR EXAMS!!

P.s.s. No more hanging out after school.
The masterpiece we, Nucleiins created in KFC, which comprises of ice, cheese, tomato sauce, chilli sauce, curry sauce, salt, pepper, mashed potatoes and the main ingredient, a chicken bone.

Reporting at: 19:17

Friday 12 September 2008
NCC Camp FEAST 2008

SIANZZZ.. Just came back from Camp Feast yesterday. Only one thing to say: It sucks!!

Damn lame..

Only tried fun stuff like flying fox, which I am supposed to scream but didn't!! Haha!! Got back my GUTS!!!

Btw, flying fox is swinging down from a 3-storey building with rope tied to your back.

Other activities are half-fun, half-lame:

- High element (climbing a high bridge in the air with a safety rope)

- Rock-climbing (which I completed)

- Paintball (didn't got to shoot each other >,<")

- Archery (2 shots missed, last shot hit the ground then bounce up on the board. Damn tyco!!!)

- Obstacle course (Quite nice!)

Damn sanzz.. The CLT (Cadet Lieutenant) shouting all the way. Only got some interesting stuff:

-Yun Hsiu go ask SCGS girl for number 4 times. Tio rejected!! HAHA!! Not SHUAI enough~!!

-Our school NCC Cadets have been rejected by SCGS girls in Camp Feast 3 years in a row. Sec3 dunno is hu. Sec2 is Aloysius. Sec1 Yun Hsiu. Hope next year can make history!! HAHA!!

-The CLT ask his mates how many lines are there in the NCC Crest. Then, I tried to count. He scolded me for that and ask me to continue. If wrong, I have to talk to a tree. CLTs have a good reputation for making ppl do dumb things. I counted 120. But it's 122!! So close sia~!

In the end have to tell the tree that there are 122 rays of sun in the NCC Crest!!

That's all~~
"There are 122 rays of sun in the NCC Crest!!", Lieutenant Chiam.

Reporting at: 21:01

Sunday 7 September 2008
Quiz #5

1. The person who tag/pass you is? Weng Tuck, AKA: LWT
2. Your relationship with him/her? Really Good friends
3. Your five impression of him/her? SHUAI, gay, cute, cool, smart
4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you? Playing sticks together after supplementary last year.
5. The most memorable thing he/she has said to you? He admitted that I am more SHUAI than him!! =P
6. If he/she become your lover, you will? GAY WHACK HIM!!
7. If he/she became your lover, he/she has to improve on? Nth?
8. If he/she became my enemy, you will? BITE HIS TOOTS OFF!! HAHA!!
9. If he/she became your enemy, the reason will be? I can pump more than him!! (which I am disappointed to say, I can't)
10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her is? No idea..
11. Your overall impression of him/her is? Isn't that the same as Question 3.
12. How you think people around you will feel about you? Some bloody EGO Retarded freak?
13. The characters you love of yourself are? Dunno..
14. On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are? Too vulgar. Talk too much cock.
15. The most ideal person you want to be is? Dunno..
16. For people who care and like you, say something to them. You ROCK!! Love ya!!^^
17. Pass this quiz to 10 person that you wish to know how they feel about you.
(Lazy to do that.. ZZZ..)
The next part of the quiz is kind of strange so... Decided not to do it.

Reporting at: 21:34

Friday 5 September 2008
Just to sum up September Holidays 2008..

This holiday sucks.. For the past few days, I didn't do much. Didn't study, revise, do homework, play games, blog, play badminton a lot. SIANZZ.. Wasted one whole week of holiday!!

Monday
Did a little homework. Slacked. Broke my pumping record: 180 200!!! Which was the only meaningful thing I done in the holidays. Also broke my abs training time: 2 mins 10 sec 2 mins 30 sec.

Tuesday
Went back to school for Programing Training, 7.30 am to 1 pm. Slacked for the rest of the day.

Wednesday
Went to my Grandma's house. Drank some bitter herbal soup. And accompanied my younger cousin in their Hide-and-Seek game. I know it's lame.

Thursday
Did some homework. Broke my hold-it-there-in-down-position: 3 mins 17 sec 3 mins 34 sec

So far, that's all I've done. So sianzzz.. Still got 3 homework to be done. Gonna complete 1 later. The other 2 I left in school. Gotta CHIONG them on Monday.

Reporting at: 14:18