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All About a Guy Named "ME"
Yup! That's ME!!

ME is:
- given birth on the faithful day of 11 may 1995
- a Male
- a Singaporean
- height 164cm, weight 44kg (last updated: 24 Sep 2009)
- studying at Nan Chiau Primary Catholic High School
- in 1C, 2B, 3H, 4C, 5D, 6D, 1-3, 2-3, 3-4
- Nucleii Head of Programming 2009 - 2010
- a Lance Corporal in NCC Land (ORD: 2011), aspiring to be at least a Staff Sergeant
- Class Chairman of 2-3`09
- OAL`09
- someone with an IQ of 158 (Accuracy as of 4 Oct 2008)
- another EGOMANIAC
- HYPERACTIVE

Loves to:
- eat and sleep
- hang out with a bunch of people known as friends
- use the comp.
- do thousands of other things that EGOMANIACS love to do (like looking in the mirror)
- do retarded PTs

To find me:
- Look for the coolest dude on the street, that's ME
- email: enforcer-of-justice@live.com.sg, or if you prefer the more inactive one: jerryzhaneshadows@hotmail.com
- Facebook me!
- Call 9_2_4_0_

Do I know you?
DUHness

2-3`09
Aloysius
Alvin
Benedict
Boh Jun
Brenda
Brendan
Celine
Chee Kiang
CMC
Clement
CYY
Daren
Darren
Grandpa Lam Cheng
Guang En
Hao Ran
Jasmine
Jia Wei
Jia Yi
Jolene
Joshua
Jun Jia
Lloyd
ME, MYSELF & I
Melvin
Mindy
Nan Zheng
Nigel
Paul
Rachel
Rachel
Riho Mei
Senior Chek Wei
Senior Dennis
Sheldon
Shen Yang
TCL
Wei Kiat
Wei Liang
Wen Zuo
Weng Tuck
Wilson
Xian Da
Yan Xiu
Ying Zhi
Yoong Jin
You Kuan
Yun Da
Yun Hsiu
Zhi Ming

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Saturday 28 February 2009
28 Feb 2009

Today super sian
Last exam
Maths
Okay la..
Screwed up a few questions..

After school N Land
I can feel our drills getting better
But still got lots of slackers
And ppl who screw up
Like Daniel, Jia Hao and Squarehead

PT was okay
Got into OT!!!
YAYness!!
Now OT consist of me, Melvin, Dan, Wei Jie, Wei Ren, Zhong Sheng and Yuan How
The ideal OT should be like: Yuan How, Melvin, Dan, Jian Hao, Wei Jie
At least Zhong Sheng got determination
Wei Ren damn act sia
He 1 join
Then say damn tough 1 2 quit OT
But Sgt Nataniel say cannot
Sad sia..

Btw, I better start training
On my running, pumping and C++
So many things coming up
Dun think i can cope
IT club, NCC, Chairmanship and Studies
Guess one of the four pillars gonna collapse..
Dunno which one...

Reporting at: 15:25

Thursday 26 February 2009
1 more MR to go...

Super sad man!!
Feel like crying
My Science is a confirm fail
Unless the teacher give me marks for the MCQ
Which I din write in the appropriate place
SCREWED!!
Coz i got the habit of doing the MCQ question by writing the answers beside it
Then tranfer at the end
But this time i not enough time to tranfer
So......
Haizzz...
Now can only w8 for death

Today after school went library to mug
Go with You Xin, Melvin, Chee Kiang, Hao Zhe and his gf
But b4 that went KFC..
Food tio zam by Chee Kiang
He took my fries, mushrooms and coke!!!
Now i know how it feels to have ur food taken
He really too much lorh
Take mine le still take You Xin and Mel's

Then go library next
Along the way, joked and suaned ard
Walao! Their suaning very suanish leh
But all our suanism put together is lesser than Lim-Seah's alone

Studied in library
Taught Chee Kiang and Mel
When i actually need teaching myself..
The blind leading the blind
Went home alone after that
Fatigue + Rainy weather + Cold atmosphere in the bus = Almost miss my stop

Bye guyz..
Gotta go practise my Maths~

Reporting at: 20:46

Wednesday 25 February 2009
2 more MRs to go..

Screwed my chinese though i mug-ed
But nvm, coz i'm not the only one
Tml's Science
Juz mugged in Library with Wei Liang and Bo
At least i revised the definitions

Oh ya! Check out this video!
For the 2-3ians, it's nth special

Note: On your speakers loud and read the text..
The first part is super sad, like end of the world
Then the next part shows hope for the future


This is like one of the most inspiring thing I've ever seen!!!

Reporting at: 20:27

Tuesday 24 February 2009
3 Papers to go...

Lit is today
History is history
Tml Chinese
Day after Science
Last Maths

Lit and History din screw up that bad
Juz a little proplem
Tml chinese prepare to fail
Siann..
Better mug

Damn it la!!
Yesterday mug lit
Then forgot to pack bag
Din bring Malay and Chinese
I borrow Chinese from Zachus
Malay bo bian
Tio by Tina
Now need copy Malay Kosa Kata!!!

Lyk wtf??!?!
Fist time leh..
SUPER SUAY man!!
Ppl so many times also nvr kenna
Then i first time nia

The rest of the day was super sian
Last period
There was smth wrong with the light bulb
Those super suaners should get it
Suddenly, the light bulb was on
Then it was off
Then it burst
Btw, the light bulb forgot his whistle today
Can't make his usual "PEEPEEP!!"

Anyway, gotta mug Chinese
Have to own once agn
No more deprovement or whatever u call that
Bye guys!!

Reporting at: 15:41

Friday 20 February 2009
20 Feb 2009

It's 3 more days to Mastery Reviews
Haven't started revisions yet
Getting damn lazy nowadays
Better start revisions later
So today's juz another usual day
But thanks to Home Econs, my life is brightened
I love Home Econs
Made muffins today
Didn't screw up
Maybe bcoz Wen Zuo din get to do much
As a matter of fact, all he did was washing plates and utensils
And a little of the mixing thing
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me so evil
Nice huh?
Next was ACC
I realised that Chen Jie Jue not bad
His teaching quite funny
Every time 比手划脚
Damn funny
He sat on a chair in that "cock-first" way
Then he say smth like "你有胆就来啦!"
Then we all laughed like some shit
Then he still say what some1 knee tio removed
Then say what 下面站不起
Damn funny sia!!!
After that was recess
Usual friday recess
Not to be revealed
Next was English
Mrs Lim shown us a video which rocks
Then somehow, she begin talking abt her life stories
It reminds of those times when Mrs Ang and Ms Pang (now known as Mrs Sim) told abt their stories
Discovered the other side of Mrs Lim
Next was Chinese
DOUBLE PERIOD
For once, i nvr kenna kp by yuan
I dun believe i survived double period
Was like damn tired
Would have slept and get scolded like Darren and Wen Zuo
Oh btw, Darren still owes me a dollar and 70 cents
Okay, thats random
After school went BM with Wei Liang, Bobo and You Xin
Eat my prata
Chiong back school for NOI training
I am like so far away from destination
Nvm
Now should work hard on MR first
After MR would mug C++
Okay
Gotta go mug my history
Bye~

Reporting at: 22:07

Thursday 19 February 2009
19 Feb 2009

Sianzzz..
Life is damn bloody stressful being a Chairman
Wearing that tie
Look cool
Yea~
But kp ppl like Nicholas give damn lot of trouble
Ask him do class duty dun want
Then say i chairman very big ar..
I where got say that
Nvm..
i 忍
Ownself solo..
Lucky now got newly elected vice chairman,
TONG YOU XIN
Good assisstant but too bad both of us fighting for Jian Ming
Okay fine, enough of gay stuff

Time to tok abt exams
That's next week
Lit still okay
I prick my ear to listen to the details abt animal farm
Now, should be able to remember the points and tactics
History SBQ got a little problem: Coherence
Cant put my words into a chim way
Chinese got big problem
Prepare to fail

Now that i tot of it
SuLaoShi rules!!!
But too bad she isn't teaching us anymore
She made our Bs and Cs into A1's
While ____ sucks!!!
Big time..
She sabo those wearing tie lorh..
I kenna so many times liao
Hate her man!!

Now damn sian
Life has no meaning
Other than friends
Even NCC is beginning to suck
No offence
But the Sergeants all like purposely make us lose our morale
Make me feel like pon-ing
Even Zui Siang and gang also pon-ed for the first time
Guess i'm gonna have my first time soon

Now my two maxims are:
- "Life is such; Such is life."
By Mrs Gloria Ang
- "Life stinks, dun smell it."
By Jee Mian Ling

Reporting at: 16:57

Saturday 14 February 2009
MIA is now BIA

BAck in Action yo~!
Yup, me is back
Previously, blog was temporary dead coz of the Bicultural Scholar thingy
Wanted to switch to full chiong mode
In order to do that, gotta stop my temptation to do anything else like blogging etc.

Btw, check out the cookies i made during Home Econs


Stupid bloody Wen Zuo kp me throughout the whole thing
Telling me that his girl likes more milk
So he zam all the milk
Then the cookies screw up
Become like some pancake
F*** His Momma
Like he has a "girl"
That muz be his mum

So this week is really a damn busy one
Datelines, homework, projects, CCA, Class Admin,etc.
Dun really think i can cope up
Wonder how i did it in Sec 1
Sec 1 life really rocks
Sec 2 life is so screwed
Sleeping in class like everyday
Come home late 4 days out of 5
Spent money like damn fast
Used 30 bucks this week!!!
And my allowance is 25
Man! I better cut down on those lunches after school
Especially Pizza Hut

Short post la..
Gotta go
Cedar Fiesta!!!
Woots~~!!!
Haha!!
*Getting horny*

Reporting at: 08:43

Wednesday 4 February 2009
Blog on hold

From now on
I will not update anymore
which means this blog is officially dead on 4th Feb 2009
Coz of time and stuff lyk that
Really no time to update

If this blog is to be opened agn
I will inform you guyzz..

Reporting at: 15:41