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All About a Guy Named "ME"
Yup! That's ME!!

ME is:
- given birth on the faithful day of 11 may 1995
- a Male
- a Singaporean
- height 164cm, weight 44kg (last updated: 24 Sep 2009)
- studying at Nan Chiau Primary Catholic High School
- in 1C, 2B, 3H, 4C, 5D, 6D, 1-3, 2-3, 3-4
- Nucleii Head of Programming 2009 - 2010
- a Lance Corporal in NCC Land (ORD: 2011), aspiring to be at least a Staff Sergeant
- Class Chairman of 2-3`09
- OAL`09
- someone with an IQ of 158 (Accuracy as of 4 Oct 2008)
- another EGOMANIAC
- HYPERACTIVE

Loves to:
- eat and sleep
- hang out with a bunch of people known as friends
- use the comp.
- do thousands of other things that EGOMANIACS love to do (like looking in the mirror)
- do retarded PTs

To find me:
- Look for the coolest dude on the street, that's ME
- email: enforcer-of-justice@live.com.sg, or if you prefer the more inactive one: jerryzhaneshadows@hotmail.com
- Facebook me!
- Call 9_2_4_0_

Do I know you?
DUHness

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Joshua
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Lloyd
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Riho Mei
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Wei Liang
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Wilson
Xian Da
Yan Xiu
Ying Zhi
Yoong Jin
You Kuan
Yun Da
Yun Hsiu
Zhi Ming

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Friday, 23 May 2008
Good news from Report Book!!!


YAY!!! I've got the 2nd in class!!! And 20th in the level!!! HAHA!!! You Xin got the first, ME: second and Lucas: third. WooHoo!!! This calls for a celebration!!! Since there's no NCC Training today. I decided to go for a good lunch with Bobo and Wei Liang. A look in our wallet disappointed us. So we had a decent meal and played Basketball after that. That's all I've gotta update. Bye~

P.s.
Last year, I went to Pizza Hut in Plaza Singapura.
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And it's true.
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I went there with my brother.
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We waited for a long time before we were served.
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When the waiter came, he told us that there was no seats available
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And we've got to wait
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We waited...
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And waited...
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and waited...
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Finally, there was a seat available...
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We took our seats and the waiter said
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"Go to the buffet table and take all you want. After you are done, go back to your table and eat your food with a spoon and a fork"
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And we were like, "Tell us something we don't know."
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We carried out the "instructions"
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When we returned back to our table, we saw a lady occupying our seats
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We ignored her and we were having our meal on the same table
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I starred hard at her
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She stopped eating
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Everything unfolded like a movie
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She looked at me and said, "Call me mother."
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I said "NO" of course. Who would call a stranger "mother"???
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She insisted while I kept saying "NO!!!". Each time, our voice gets louder. A crowd had soon been formed around us.
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When my brother noticed the curious crowd, he asked me to do as the lady says and put this matter to a rest.
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I did as he said. "Mum..." I said reluctantly. And we continued our meal quietly.
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When we finished our meal, we were surprised at the bill. "How come so expensive???"
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Your mother ordered a 2-course meal.
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"My mother???" I shouted. "That lady isn't my mother. She is just some idiot who asks for trouble."
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"But we heard you call her mum." Just like that, I had to pay for something that I didn't buy.
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We went out of Pizza Hut and walked around Plaza Singapura.
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I said to my brother, "We shouldn't have let her off just like that. "
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My brother was about to say something when he spotted that lady (also known as "mum")
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I ran after her and she ran away. Having good stamina, I chased after her for the next 5 minutes.
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The mad chase soon ended when she tripped over a step in the escalator.
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I pinned her to the ground
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Pulled her leg so hard!!!
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like how I am pulling yours!!!

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